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What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
Why don't eggs tell jokes
I used to hate facial hair
Sorry about your wait
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Can you put my shoes on
Hey I was thinking
What do you get from a pampered cow
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