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Best lawyers jokes

These are the best 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
• Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
• What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
• You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
• What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
• What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
• An engineer a physicist and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation
• A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
• What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
• What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute

Random lawyers jokes

These are 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense
• You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
• I have good news and bad news the defense lawyer says to his client
• When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth
• Why does new jersey have all the toxic waste dumps and california has all the lawyers
• A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question have you ever been arrested
• You might be a lawyer if
• One day there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues
• Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage
• How many lawyers does it take to roof a house

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