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Computer Jokes: We Are Microsoft
We are Microsoft, 'Resistance Is Futile.
You Will Be Assimilated!'
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99 little bugs in the code
Best computer jokes
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best 10 computer jokes
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By following the instructions below you should have error-free long-lasting floppy disks
If microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car then
There was once a young man who in his youth professed a desire to become a great writer
The golden e-mail rules
A computer techy was helping a friend set up his computer and he wanted to log in with a password
99 little bugs in the code
The latest report on windows new error codes assigned
Bill gates is hanging out with the chairman of general motors 2
I have two brothers one works at microsoft the other was sentenced to death in the gas chamber
This apparently was a real memo sent at a computer company to its employees in all seriousness
Random computer jokes
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10 computer jokes
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The difference between computers and people?
Computer diagnosis jeff woke up one morning with a really swollen wrist
99 little bugs in the code
Two computer programmers are driving on a highway
How to shoot yourself in the foot which language is right for you
A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad
My computer is like britney spears
After bill gates wedding night his wife finally knew
12 step program of recovery for web addicts
Proof that bill gates is the antichrist
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