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Dad Jokes: Why Don't Eggs Tell Jokes
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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The rotation of earth
A furniture store keeps calling me
I don't play soccer
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
I have a dad bod
Paper or plastic?
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
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