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Corny Jokes: Have You Heard The News

HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS.
PRES.
BUSH AUTHORIZED A 700 MILE FENCE TO BE BUILT ALONG THE BORDER WITH MEXICO.
WE ALREADY HAVE ALL THE MEXICAN SWIMMERS AND HIKERS NOW WE WILL HAVE ALL THEIR POLE VAULTERS TOO



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