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Corny Jokes: Two Eggs Boiling In A Pan

Boiling Eggs
Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.
The female egg says 'Look, I've got a crack'
'No good telling me' replies the male egg 'I'm not hard yet.'

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