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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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I just watched a program about beavers
My daughter screeched
What do you call a fat psychic
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
My wife is really mad at the fact that
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
When you ask a dad if he's alright
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
Soup or salad?
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