Crazy

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A little girl asked her father, 'How did the human race come about?'
The father answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so all mankind was made.'
Two days later she asks her mother the same question.
The mother answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys, and we developed from them.'
The confused girl returns to her father and says: 'Dad, how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Mom says we developed from monkeys?'
The Father answers, 'That's simple, honey.
I told you about the origin of my side of the family, and your mother told you about her side.'

Two men went bear hunting.
While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear.
He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it.
The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could.
He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step.
Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat.
Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin.
The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, 'You skin this one while I go and get another!'

As a pregnant woman walked into a bank one day, a man dressed in black came in and shot her three times in the stomach.
She was immediately rushed to the hospital.
She survived and had three children... two girls and one boy.
About ten years later, one of the daughters went up to her mother and said...'mom, something really weird happened to me.
Yesterday when i was taking a crap I passed a bullet through my ass!'
The mother thought for a moment remembering the shooting that happened and told her daughter not to worry about it.
The next day, the second daughter went up to her mother and said 'mom, something really weird happened to me.
I was taking a crap the other day and I passed a bullet through my ass...'.
The mother told her not to worry about it.
The next day, the son went up to his mom and said 'hey mom, guess what happened to me?'
The mom interupted - 'let me guess, you passed a bullet through you ass too?'
Then he replied 'no... I was jacking off and i shot the dog!'

A mother taught her son to go to the bathroom by the numbers.
'1.
Open your fly.
2.
Take out your equipment.
3.
Pull back the skin.
4.
Do your business.
5.
Let the skin forward.
6.
Stow your equipment.
7.
Close your fly.'
She checked on him often to make sure he had learned his lesson, and each time heard him through the outhouse door saying, '1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
7.'
She was pleased with his progress until that day when she passed the bathroom door and heard, '3-5, 3-5, 3-5.'

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