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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
Dads 50th birthday card
Did you hear about the circus fire
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
What time did the man go to the dentist
Paper or plastic?
How many apples grow on a tree
What's brown and sticky
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
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