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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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The shovel
What do you get from a pampered cow
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
What's brown and sticky
When a dad drives past a graveyard
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
How many apples grow on a tree
My wife is really mad at the fact that
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