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Short Jokes: Can I Borrow That Book Of

Son: Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire?
Dad: Sure.
Here you are.
Son: Thanks - but half the pages are missing.
Dad: What's the matter?
Isn't half a million enough for you?



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