4funnies
Funny Riddles
Home
/
Funny jokes
/
Funny Riddles
/ How Do You Keep A Terrorist
Funny Riddles: How Do You Keep A Terrorist
How do you keep a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head!
Next Joke:
How do you get 1 and a half pounds of meat out of a fly
Best funny riddles
These are the
best 10 funny riddles
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
Did you here about the 80 lbs man with the 40 lbs testicles
What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys
What do you call to alaskan lesbians
What do a hockey player and a magician have in common
Why do the teletubbies go to the toilet together?
What makes five pounds of fat look really good?
What kind of condoms do snakes use
What do osama bin laden and crabs
What do you call a person who can sit on an ice cream and tell the flavor
How do you keep an idiot in suspense
Random funny riddles
These are
10 funny riddles
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
What did the man say to the other man while
What did the bow-legged whore say
Where do polar bears vote
Why do the smurfs laugh when they frolic through the forest?
Have you ever seen a jackass wrapped in plastic
What do a texas tornado and a tennessee divorce have in common
What does a horny toad say when
What did the water say to the boat
How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl?
What do you call osama bin laden buried up to his neck in sand
Other categories:
Animal
Bad
Bar
Dumb Blonde
Celebrity
Cheesy
Chicken
Christmas
Chuck Norris
Clean
Computer
Corny
Dad
Dark Humor
Doctor
Dirty
Donald Trump
Easter
Fat
For Kids
Funny Riddles
Funny Quotes
Little Johnny
Gay
Gender
Good
Halloween
Knock Knock
Lawyer
Lightbulb Jokes
Military
Old People
One Liner Jokes
Ponderisms
Puns
Redneck
Relationship
Religious
School
Short Jokes
Silly
Skeleton
Valentines Day
Yo Mama
Funny jokes
Yo mama sorta like an airport almost every
Your Way Sounds Super Safe And Rational. Let's Do
The Last Thing I Want To Do Is Hurt You
I Needed A Password Eight Characters Long So I Picked
The End Of A Relationship Isn't The Worst Thing
THANKS TO YOU I Have Learned That My Prayers Only
I Have One Of Those Unlimited Cell Phone Plans. There
What Dog Can't Bark? A Hot Dog
Hammond
A middle aged guy and his teenage daughter were riding a motor bike and taking a shortcut through a darkened park