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Corny Jokes: The Best Pick Up Line
The best pick up line... Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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Best corny jokes
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A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
The best pick up line
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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Anger management when you occasionally have a really bad day and you just need to take it out on someone
I knew a girl from america who had 1 boob bigger than the other
This lady goes to a vet and learns that that if you put a ribbon around a snoring dog s penis he ll roll over and stop snoring
I just got my new lexus rx400h and returned to the dealer the next day complaining that i couldn t figure out how the radio worked
A cop pulls over a drunk driver
Once a guard was highered to a museum and he asks for rules of the museum
Two packets of crisps wre walking down the street when a taxi driver pulled up
Three guys were at the pearly gates when peter answered
One day a little girl went into her mothers room while her mothe was putting on makeup
At a remote monastery deep in the woods the monks followed a rigid vow of silence
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