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Dad Jokes: Hey I Was Thinking
Kid: 'Hey, I was thinking...' Dad: 'I thought I smelled something burning.'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
I would avoid the sushi
People don't like having to bend over
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
When a dad drives past a cow
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
The shovel
What's brown and sticky
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
How does a penguin build it's house
When you ask a dad if he's alright
Two goldfish are in a tank
Make me a sandwich!
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How Did Two Oceans Or Seas Become Friends? Because They
Sorry
Your mama so stupid she died and
What do you get when you mix rogaine and viagra
Sometimes The First Step To Forgiveness, Is Realising The Other
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding
It Matters Not Whether You Win Or Lose: What Matters
Going To Church Doesn't Make You A Christian Any
Christmas morning a boy rides down the road on his brand new bike when a cop on a horse rides up beside him
Yo Mom Is So Dumb That She Thought Dunkin' Donuts