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Dad Jokes: I Wouldn't Buy Anything With
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
I would avoid the sushi
People don't like having to bend over
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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People say they pick their nose
How many apples grow on a tree
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
When a dad drives past a cow
Can you put the cat out
I just watched a program about beavers
Make me a sandwich!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
I've never gone to a gun range before
I used to hate facial hair
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