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Dad Jokes: Make Me A Sandwich
KID: 'Dad, make me a sandwich!' DAD: 'Poof, you're a sandwich!'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
I would avoid the sushi
People don't like having to bend over
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I don't play soccer
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
Did you hear about the circus fire
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
How many apples grow on a tree
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
How do you make a Kleenex dance
Did you hear the rumor about butter
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
The rotation of earth
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