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Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• 5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
• What do you call cheese that isn't yours
• Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
• I would avoid the sushi
• People don't like having to bend over
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• When a dad drives past a cow
• People say they pick their nose
• What do you call a fake noodle
• Would you like the milk in a bag

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Why did the coffee file a police report
• People say they pick their nose
• What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
• I don't trust stairs
• My wife is really mad at the fact that
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• I could tell a joke about pizza
• Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
• I thought about going on an all-almond diet
• People don't like having to bend over

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Funny jokes

• It is said that when girls close their eyes dey see d person dey love d most
• How many manic depressives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
• The Grass Is Always Greener On The Other Side Because
• You Are Proof That Evolution CAN Go In Reverse
• He Was In A Pub When He Proposed. It Was
• What does trumps hair and a thong have in common
• This guy goes to the doctor and he says in a girls voice why do i sound like this
• I knew a girl from america who had 1 boob bigger than the other
• Hard Work Is Simply The Refuge Of People Who Have
• How do you get rid of a blonde