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Dad Jokes: Why Can't You Hear A
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
People don't like having to bend over
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why did the coffee file a police report
Can you put the cat out
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
What time did the man go to the dentist
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
I just watched a program about beavers
I've never gone to a gun range before
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Yo mama so fat when she fell
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I Wanted To Do A Show About Feminism. But My
My Dad Never Seemed To See The Irony In Calling
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