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Dad Jokes: I Decided To Sell My Vacuum
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I have a dad bod
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Would you like the milk in a bag
People don't like having to bend over
Sorry about your wait
Make me a sandwich!
How does a penguin build it's house
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
People say they pick their nose
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