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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?
About three pounds, including the urn.
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Best lawyers jokes
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What is the definition lucky break
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
Random lawyers jokes
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What do you call an honest lawyer
At the rate law schools are turning them out
Did you hear about the dyslexic lawyer
You might be a lawyer if
An airliner was having engine trouble and the pilot instructed the cabin crew
An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorneys office as his lawyer handed him his will
Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
Terrorists hijack a plane full of lawyers
This is the best lawyer story of the year decade and probably the century
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