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Dad Jokes: I Would Avoid The Sushi
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It's a little fishy.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
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People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet
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What do you call a fake noodle
Soup or salad?
I don't play soccer
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I could tell a joke about pizza
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
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