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Dad Jokes: I Made A Pencil With Two
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
Two goldfish are in a tank
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
I don't trust stairs
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
People say they pick their nose
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
I don't play soccer
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
I could tell a joke about pizza
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Yo mama is so ugly that when
I Don't Do Different Things... It's Just That
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My First Job Was Working In An Orange Juice Factory
Hurry! Stop Standing Around, Hearing All You Can See
Should Crematoriums Give Discounts For Burn Victims
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Yo mama is so ugly your dad
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