There were three burglars.
They all when two the same house, but at different times.
The first one walked in and saw a bag full of money on the table.
He walked over by the table and picked up the bag of money.
I AM THE GHOST OF ABLE GABLE, PUT THE MONEY BACK ON THE TABLE.
He dropped the bag and ran out the door.
The second one walked in and saw a bag of money on a table.
He walked up to the table and picked up the bag of money.
I AM THE GHOST OF ABLE GABLE, PUT THE MONEY BACK ON THE TABLE.
He dropped the bag and ran out the door.
The third one walked in and saw a bag of money on a table.
He walked up to the table and picked up the bag of money.
I AM THE GHOST OF ABLE GABLE, PUT THE MONEY BACK ON THE TABLE.
I AM THE GHOST OF DAVIE CROCKET, IM PUTTIN THE MONEY IN MY POCKET.
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