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The main thing I want this holiday season is for someone to wake me when it's over.
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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
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Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
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If You Feel A Bit Lonely, Forgotten, Or Just Need
People Tend To Make Rules For Others And Exceptions For
Don't Let An Extra Chromosome Get You Down
Refusing To Go To The Gym Counts As Resistance Training
Don't Let A Man Put Anything Over On You
God Grades On The Cross, Not The Curve
Hard Work Never Killed Anyone, But Why Take The Chance
If I Discovered A New Animal I'd Call It
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