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Dad Jokes: How Do You Get A Squirrel
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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What time did the man go to the dentist
My daughter screeched
The rotation of earth
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
Can you put my shoes on
How do you make a Kleenex dance
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
When a dad drives past a graveyard
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Due to the current financial situation management has decided to implement a scheme to put all workers over 30 on early retirement
Oh... I Didn't Tell You... Then It Must Be
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Your mama doesnt clean her fanny at all because
Why do blondes smile when lightening flashes?