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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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How does a penguin build it's house
I don't trust stairs
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
When you ask a dad if he's alright
What's brown and sticky
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
Would you like the milk in a bag
The shovel
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
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I Went To Buy Some Camouflage Trousers The Other Day
"I See Your Grades Are Struggling..." Said My Mum. So
Why did the chicken cross the road
Why Does Someone Believe You When You Say There Are
I Was At An ATM And This Old Lady Asked
Girl: Why Are You So Ugly? Boy: I'm You
My Brain Is Not Equipped With Facial Or Name Recognition
Is Your Name Summer? 'Coz You're HOT
Your age in chocolate