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Dad Jokes: Why Don't Skeletons Ever Go
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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A furniture store keeps calling me
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Can you put my shoes on
I could tell a joke about pizza
Why did the scarecrow win an award
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Can you put the cat out
Want to hear a joke about paper
Two goldfish are in a tank
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Might I Integrate Your Curves Tonight
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Being In A Relationship Is Like Riding A Bike, But
I've Put Something Aside For A Rainy Day. It
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