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Dad Jokes: I Made A Pencil With Two
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
Make me a sandwich!
When a dad drives past a graveyard
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Can you put the cat out
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
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