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Dad Jokes: Why Can't You Hear A
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Would you like the milk in a bag
Soup or salad?
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
When you ask a dad if he's alright
How do I look?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
Sorry about your wait
I made a pencil with two erasers
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
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