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My cat's dead, can I play with your pussy instead?
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Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
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I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
Random one liner jokes
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10 one liner jokes
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It Doesn't Matter How Much You Work, There Will
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What Cheese Can Never Be Yours? Nacho Cheese
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I Got In A Fight One Time With A Really
How Did Mary And Joseph Know That Jesus Weighed 4
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