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What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet?
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Best animal jokes
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This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk do you have any grapes
The lapd the fbi and the cia are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall
A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot
A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother mom am i a real polar bear
Here was a priest he trained his horse to respond when he said praise the lord and hallejuelah
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree
Why do u have 2 boobs on ur back
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven
A ventriloquist s car breaks down near a farm and he decides to have a little fun with the redneck farmer that owned it
Random animal jokes
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10 animal jokes
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Purring sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness
During the super bowl there was another football game of note between the big animals and the small animals
One day a man decided to drive his motorcycle at full speed down an empty street
This farmer has about 200 hens but no rooster and he wants chicks
There was once a rabbit in a bird who didnt like each other
Three nuns used to go to the church from their homes every day
A bear and a rabbit were both taking a dump right next to each other
How do you turn an elephant into a cherry tree
This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk do you have any grapes
What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet
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