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Dad Jokes: Two Goldfish Are In A Tank
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'do you know how to drive this thing?'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Two goldfish are in a tank
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
I just watched a program about beavers
People say they pick their nose
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