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What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet?
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This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk do you have any grapes
The lapd the fbi and the cia are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall
A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot
A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother mom am i a real polar bear
Here was a priest he trained his horse to respond when he said praise the lord and hallejuelah
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree
Why do u have 2 boobs on ur back
One day a man decided to drive his motorcycle at full speed down an empty street
Random animal jokes
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10 animal jokes
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This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center
What do you get when you cross a pig
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall
How do you turn an elephant into a cherry tree
This farmer has about 200 hens but no rooster and he wants chicks
What did the elephant say when it saw a dead ant
Here was a priest he trained his horse to respond when he said praise the lord and hallejuelah
Two bats are going for their midnight feed
There was a terrible bus accident
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree
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