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Lawyers Jokes: How Do You Stop A Lawyer
How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
Shoot him before he hits the water!
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Best lawyers jokes
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best 10 lawyers jokes
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
What is the definition lucky break
Random lawyers jokes
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10 lawyers jokes
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An engineer a physicist and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night
How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb
An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorneys office as his lawyer handed him his will
A dying man gathered his lawyer doctor and clergyman at his bed side
At the rate law schools are turning them out
When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth
How many lawyers does it take to roof a house
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