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Dad Jokes: A Furniture Store Keeps Calling Me
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
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People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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People say they pick their nose
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Sorry about your wait
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
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