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Dirty Jokes: Confucius Says Man Who Goes To
Confucius says 'Man who goes to sleep with itchy butt....wakes up man with smelly finger!'
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Theres a boy named jhonne and his mom is always in the bed with kids
A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in western oklahoma
A guy named ivan lives in russia
This guy arrives home to find his wife waiting for him by the door
Two missionaries in africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans
Captain 1 ship on the horizon
There is a navy guy and a marine in the washroom
A cucumber a pickle & a penis were talking about their awful lives
Two fraternity brothers decide to go sailing one afternoon and become lost
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In washington dc they ran out tickle me elmo dolls
A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked - sir would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for 200 dollars
Two statues are in a perk for over thirty years and all day long they just look at each others naked bodies
Where did you get those zacklies
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk
What did the thirsty whale do
What is 40 feet long and smells like urine
Your daddy is so nasty the last time
How does a woman make a man eat shit
The day care bus driver drives with a bus full of sun city seniors down a highway when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder
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