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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fat psychic
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
What do you call a fake noodle
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
The shovel
Dads 50th birthday card
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Your mama is so poor she does her homework
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Can you put my shoes on
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