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Lawyers Jokes: What Is The Ideal Weight Of
What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?
About three pounds, including the urn.
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
An engineer a physicist and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
Random lawyers jokes
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10 lawyers jokes
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A man sees a lawyer standing on a street corner and approches him
What do you call one lawyer thrown off a bridge into a river
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall
A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
An old man was critically ill
A judge asks a defendant to please stand
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party
What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad
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