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Religious Jokes: Why Wasn T Jesus Born In
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
A: Because God couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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Best religious jokes
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A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
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Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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3 rabbi s are having dinner together one rabbi looks troubled
A young lad was visiting a church for the first time checking all the announcements and posters along the walls
Why wasn t jesus born in australia
A jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea
A guy enters confessional and says to the priest with guilt i had an affair
A salesman from kfc walked up to the pope and offers him a million dollars if he would change the lord s prayer
A man dies and goes to hell
There were 3 men who died and before god would let them into heaven he gave them a chance to come back as anything they wanted
A man dies and goes to heaven
St peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven
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