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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
I used to hate facial hair
I've never gone to a gun range before
When a dad drives past a graveyard
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
How do I look?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
When you ask a dad if he's alright
I have a dad bod
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
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