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Dark Humor Jokes: I'd Like To Have Kids
I'd like to have kids one day. I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
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Best dark humor jokes
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My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings
My favorite novel is The Hunchback of Notre Dame
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
My friend said that if he went off a cliff
Where exactly are you taking me
Just say NO to drugs
What's yellow and can't swim
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods
Random dark humor jokes
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10 dark humor jokes
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I work with animals
Did you hear about the guy who got his left side chopped off
Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses
When ordering food at a restaurant
I have a fish that can breakdance
What's yellow and can't swim
The other day
Never break someone's heart
I have good and bad news
Why was the leper hockey game canceled
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Yo mama so poor that when i saw her kicking a can
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I Couldn't Quite Remember How To Throw A Boomerang
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Oh john do you remember the last time we were up here was 25 years ago and we made love for the very first time near an old disused barn