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One Liner Jokes: I Don't Trust Anything That
I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
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My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
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The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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I'm Good At Multitasking And Procrastinating, Which Means Right
When You Try To Prove To Someone That Something Doesn
What Do Computers Eat For A Snack? Microchips
Depression Is Merely Anger Without Enthusiasm
Spent 15min Tracing A Suspicious Noise That Tuned Out To
Nothing Ruins A Friday More Than An Understanding That Today
No One Is Listening Until You Fart
You Could Very Well Be Going To Heaven But It
Did You Hear About The Dyslexic Satanist? He Sold His
Masturbation Is Like Procrastination, It's All Good And Fun
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