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Jokes For Kids: If Con Is The Opposite Of
If con is the opposite of pro, then congress is the opposite of progress?
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Best jokes for kids
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best 10 jokes for kids
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A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind
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My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what i start
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The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual event that took place during a flight
Headline a hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club
If i wanted to hear from an
There is 3 men one from ireland one from america and one from australia
A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast
Random jokes for kids
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10 jokes for kids
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A guy walks into a store and buys six jumbo boxes of condoms
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As claude the hypnotist took to the stage he announced unlike most stage hypnotists i intend to hypnotise each and every member of the audience
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There was once a small snail who always dreamed of becoming a race-car driver
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