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Dad Jokes: Sorry About Your Wait
SERVER: 'Sorry about your wait.' DAD: 'Are you saying I'm fat?'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
These are
10 dad jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
How many apples grow on a tree
What time did the man go to the dentist
What's brown and sticky
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
When a dad drives past a graveyard
Would you like the milk in a bag
Why did the scarecrow win an award
People don't like having to bend over
My wife is really mad at the fact that
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
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