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What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet?
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Best animal jokes
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best 10 animal jokes
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This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk do you have any grapes
The lapd the fbi and the cia are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall
A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot
A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother mom am i a real polar bear
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree
A ventriloquist s car breaks down near a farm and he decides to have a little fun with the redneck farmer that owned it
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven
Why do u have 2 boobs on ur back
One day a man decided to drive his motorcycle at full speed down an empty street
Random animal jokes
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10 animal jokes
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What dog keeps the best time
Purring sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow
What did the elephant say when it saw a dead ant
A ventriloquist s car breaks down near a farm and he decides to have a little fun with the redneck farmer that owned it
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall
A small frog goes to a fortune teller and asks if he is gonna meet a young girl
A bear and a rabbit was taking a shit in the woods
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster
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Heres a man who farts every morning when he gets up really hard and really loud
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