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Dad Jokes: Hey I Was Thinking
Kid: 'Hey, I was thinking...' Dad: 'I thought I smelled something burning.'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
What's brown and sticky
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
I just watched a program about beavers
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
My wife is really mad at the fact that
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
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I'm Glad To See You're Not Letting Your
Two lawyers are leaving the office
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
I Said "no" To Drugs, But They Just Wouldn't
How do you know the economy is only getting worse
This May Sound Arrogant But I Think I Could Make
If I Agreed With You We'd Both Be Wrong
Three blondes come to a river there was a genie
Why Didn't Noah Swat Those Two Mosquitoes