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Dad Jokes: Can You Put My Shoes On
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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How do you get a squirrel to like you
Dads 50th birthday card
I've got a great joke about construction
Why did the scarecrow win an award
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
I have a dad bod
When a dad drives past a cow
What's brown and sticky
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Two goldfish are in a tank
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Yo mamma so fat that when i go to da beach