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One Liner Jokes: You Can't Tell Me What
You can't tell me what to do, you're not my dog.
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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
Random one liner jokes
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10 one liner jokes
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Is Everything Expensive Or I'm Just Poor
Why Do Women Have Vaginas? So Men Will Talk To
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I Don't Like Black Jokes Because I Have One
I Want To Die Peacefully In My Sleep, Like My
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