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Dad Jokes: A Furniture Store Keeps Calling Me
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
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When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
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The rotation of earth
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
I have a dad bod
A furniture store keeps calling me
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
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