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Dad Jokes: I Wouldn't Buy Anything With
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
Can you put the cat out
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
When you ask a dad if he's alright
I don't play soccer
I have a dad bod
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
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